Archive for May 3rd, 2009
A wise old owl once said that troubles are often self-created.
And as TV’s night owl host, Dave Letterman is fond of saying, I wouldn’t wish John Edward’s troubles to a monkey on a rock.
For a monkey on a rock? On a monkey on a rock? Whatever.
The moral being that even a rock-inhabiting monkey doesn’t deserve the troubles of this poor schlup.
Does schlup have two ps? Whatever.